College Search, Stress Free!

College Search, Stress Free! -First, start by taking a deep breath and realize that you’re truly not good enough to get into the college of your dreams.   -Next, google the farthest place away from your home, and talk to your parents about moving as far away as possible. -Then, text ALL of your friends and tell them that you are set on going to Guam University.   Listen to their sad texts and look at all of their crying emojis -After this, you are ready to search some more! Now, you google â€Å"THE IVY’S†. You quickly realize this isn’t for you.   You begin searching for vocational schools that can be completed over the phone! -By this point, you have 432 tabs open on your laptop.   If you only have 358, are you really searching hard enough? - Now, you’re rubbing your tears away and screaming at your mom. You keep telling her that the school must have a club water polo team, but she just won’t listen! -You evaluate you 4.3 gpa and your 1590 SAT score and realize you’re going to live in a box.   You fall asleep on the keyboard and repeat this process tomorrow.